Why the neutrino and photon broke up? And why neutrino runs faster than photons? 2

Why the neutrino and photon broke up? And why neutrino runs faster than photons? [just humor, don’t read too much physics, some physcs is OK!!]

photon and neutrino are both self-antiparticles. But in some cases neutrino is not it’s own antiparticle (in that case they come in two types)

SO a photon met a neutrino and they each thought the other is the boyfriend. This was valid until they each found out that they are not straight couples they are gay. Even they are actually gay shemales at times. When they discovered they wanted to run off from each other, turns out that the OPERA was catching this show on their 732 km long detector (SO CERN LHC is not really the biggest lab in the lab, huh) The OPERA caught the neutrino running a little faster.

The photon and neutrino are now separated but they seem to have a chat to their friends and dear ones what was the cause. It turns out that “little thing” was responsible why the neutrino arrived a little faster. They are now happy to be living separated but their boken heart is still singing. And here is a picture how the neutrino and photons look like. Their heartbreaking song follows.

what photon is singing? “amen, someone give me an amen, someone give me a donut,

I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that
She  finally got rid of that photon
She finally came out of that love coma boy
I’ve heard Mary Jane at the powder-puff beauty shop
Sayin’ that blond in her tube top
… She left our photon for a boy in Illinois
Someone give me an amen,
Someone give me an donut.[Chorus:]
Can I get a Thank God Hallelujah
photon  finally saw what she was doing to her
her  mama called it she was right
Glad to see photon saw the light.
Whole town yeah we hooped and hollered
She drove away nobody stopped her
Na na na na na na, I’ll say it again
Someone give me an amen.Yeah right, like I really coulda said something
You wouldn’t heard it if the train was coming
Had your head so high in the clouds
Oh why, I had a really good reason

For hiding my feelings but now I can finally spit it out
Someone give me an amen.
Someone give me an donut.

[Chorus:]
Can I get a Thank God Hallelujah
photon  finally saw what she was doing to her
her  mama called it she was right
Glad to see photon saw the light.
Whole town yeah we hooped and hollered
She drove away nobody stopped her
Na na na na na na, I’ll say it again
Someone give me an amen.

I’m standing right here in front of photon
I think I love photon too
Can I get a Thank God Hallelujah
Baby do you believe it, do you?
Your mama called it she was right
Glad to see you saw the light.
Whole town yeah we hooped and hollered
The preacher’s son and the farmer’s daughter.
Na na na na na, I’ll say it again
Someone give me an amen.
Someone give me an amen.
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na

And what the neutrino is singing?

Got a baby girl sleeping in my
bedroom

And her mama laughing in my arms

There’s the sound of rain on the rooftop

And the game’s about to start

I don’t really know how I got here

But I’m sure glad that I did

And it’s crazy to think that one little thing

Could’ve changed all of it

Maybe it didn’t turn out like I planned

Maybe that’s why I’m such, such a lucky particle

For every stoplight I didn’t make

Every chance I did or I didn’t take

All the nights I went too far

All the photons  that broke my heart

All the doors that I had to close

All the things I knew but I didn’t know

Thank God for all I missed

‘Cause it led me here to this

Like the photon that I loved in high school

Who said she could do better

Or that college I wanted to go to

‘Til I got that letter

All the fights and the tears and the heartache

I thought I’d never get through

And the moment I almost gave up

All lead me here to you

I didn’t understand it way back when

But sitting here right now, it all makes perfect sense

For every stoplight I didn’t make

Every chance I did or I didn’t take

All the nights I went too far

All the photons that broke my heart

All the doors that I had to close

All the things I knew but I didn’t know

Thank God for all I missed

‘Cause it led me here to this

How I cried when my mama passed away

But now I’ve got an angel looking out for me today

So nothing’s a mistake

For every stoplight I didn’t make

Every chance I did or I didn’t take

All the nights I went too far

All the photons that broke my heart

All the doors that I had to close

Everything I knew but I didn’t know

Thank God for all I missed

‘Cause it led me here to this

It led me here to this

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