Tag: humor

  • Camels are not non-vegetarian. (in hindi)

    Thursday, May 3, 2012 at 12:58 am UTC + 05:30 A humor. Camels are  vegetarian.  The Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan in me [with a little turn] mere bad kis ko sataoge? Maine unt ke samne abbal ka khanjar rakh diya [he said “un ke samne” ] kaleza rakh diya, sar rakh diya, dil rakh diya aur…

  • Feynman Joke.

    May 10, 2012 said that; “why nice people are so cold. because there is some ice in being nice.” It also said a Feynman Joke. Its a made-up joke. Incidentally, the day it was said, was one-day before Feynman’s Birth Day. May 11, (1918). “What day is today? Thursday. Na, its D-day. Richard Feynman (Dick)…

  • तुम्हारे फुर्सत — in your leisure !

    तुम्हारे फुर्सत — in your leisure !

    उर्दू ही तो है; … … तुम्हारे फुर्सत में भी तुमाहरे बाप के मेहनत नज़र आये तुम्हारे लड़खड़ाने में उसके तौर तरीके – मसले – नज़र आए … … Your leisure shall remind you your fathers hard-work. Your failures shall remind you his philosophies and issues.

  • Jing Jong was eaten by dog.

    your-banned dictionary: North Korea; here you ate dogs all your lives, but if your day is bad the dogs will eat you alive.  (Dogs can be kept hungry for days so they won’t scream for barbecue sauce and such a dinner can also be a state celebration.)  6 people for 120 dogs that’s kind of…

  • I wish I had a son like this.

    I wish I had a son like this. Son waking drunk father.