You don’t have to always criticize religion harshly. Sometimes they don’t even deserve your attention. Considering then you have a lot of time what shall ye’ do with this time?
1) Go to wall mart and hang around the vegetable section, this is the section where nobody will suspect you are not there to buy anything. Vegetable is something everybody needs howsoever smurky one looks.
2) Buy a pumpkin and carve something and upload on fb.
3) talk a few idiosyncrasies of your wife that matches with what you read in an internet celebrity corner.
4) Talk about the dark side of your besty on fb, making sure that thats not true.