beethoven

Do you know Beethoven? Reply

Based on real incident, perhaps in 2006, published on this website, Feb, 2011.

Proselytize
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I hate proselytizers. I miss my bus because of them and I can’t sleep because they knock on my doors .

This really happened.

P: Hi bro

M: hey

P: You heard Beethoven?

M: No
(I am thinking one part of that no is, yes)

P: He played Piano long long ago
(No wonder, I didn’t hear him) More…

Jing Jong was eaten by dog. Reply

your-banned dictionary: North Korea; here you ate dogs all your lives, but if your day is bad the dogs will eat you alive. 

(Dogs can be kept hungry for days so they won’t scream for barbecue sauce and such a dinner can also be a state celebration.) 

6 people for 120 dogs that’s kind of scanty is it? 20 dogs eating one man? That’s not even a plateful of hot-man. The last time I ate a dog I was with 20 other men and women. And we started screaming at each other. We can only eat, 20 of us, who is to be kicked out? To our amazement we had an effigy of a Gorilla. So, since we-were all humanists we burned the effigy of the Gorilla to grill the dog better.