Do you know Beethoven?

Based on real incident, perhaps in 2006, published on this website previously, Feb, 2011.

Proselytize 
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I hate proselytizers. I miss my bus because of them and I can’t sleep because they knock on my doors .

This really happened.

P: Hi bro

M: hey

P: You heard Beethoven?

M: No
(I am thinking one part of that no is, yes)

P: He played Piano long long ago
(No wonder, I didn’t hear him)

M: Oh Beethoven, yes!

P: You heard Zsauce Cries?

M: Of-course
(thinking Mother Mary didn’t give him candies, he didn’t do his homework)

P: You have a personal relationship with Zsauce?

M: No
(smart ans, didn’t want to buy candies)

P: Thats very sad man.

M: But I have bible and hymns with me. I hear concerts about him.

P: Oh good. Is there someway I can ‘pay’ for you?

M: What do you mean?
(why and what would he pay for me, I was honestly thinking. No kidding, when I tried to remember and wrote pay, I understood he said pray.)

P: You know, is there someway I can answer your questions about him?

M: You know sometimes I read this, the bible. I looked around, saw the bus leaving, said NO and ran.

P: Man I am sorry man, you missed your bus.
(This is what happens when you don’t have personal relation with Zsauce)

I am an experimental particle physicist, traveler, teacher, researcher, scientist and communicator of ideas. I am a quarkist and a bit quirky ! Hypothesis non fingo, eppur si muove, dubito cogito ergo sum are things that turn me on ! Researcher in experimental high energy physics (aka elementary particle physics; like “quarks, leptons & mesons and baryons”) … Teacher of Physics (and occasionally chemistry and maths) Blogger (check my website; mdashf.org) ! Love to read read and read but only stuff that interest me. Love to puff away my time in frivolities, just dreaming and may be thinking. Right now desperately trying to streamline myself.

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