my “sarcasm because killing people is illegal”.

This is my “sarcasm because killing people is illegal. “

HR after divorce to his wife; “This is my greatest tribute to love. Sussanne is and always will be the love of my life for the rest of my life. If her smiles are brighter without me my love for her must accomplish that. Unconditional.”

Actually “if her smiles are brighter without you HR” you are dead battery. Thats just Physics.

If someone’s smile are brighter without you, you are dead battery and thats just Physics.