A beer is better than a woman because?

I came across these 10 beer fait accompli in a bar which serves only beer. [having a hard time recalling this place; yea: Pelican, Jayalakshmipuram, Mysore] Instead of mine I am putting up my friend’s drinking picture so the employer might fire him for drinking. Also I am posting a picture of maddur wadaa, (a delicacy in Karnataka, maddur is a town b/w Baingaluru and Mysore)

Disclaimer; sexism sells especially beer time sex humors. [sexism is also central to gender politics, or shall we call; genitalia states(hu)manship ]

1. You can pick up a beer in any bar in town

2. You can have more than one beer any night and not feel guilty about it

3. A beer won’t get upset if you come with beer in breath

4. A beer will never complaint about your beer belly

5. A beer won’t get jealous if you bring other beer home

6. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer

7. A beer won’t wreck things if you come home late after 2 am.

8. A beer won’t ever expect you to buy flowers

9. You don’t have to wear your socks off with beer

10. Hangovers are only temporary.

ಮದ್ದುರ್ ವಡಾ ಒಂದು , ಕೊಡು .. ಬಿಸಿ ಇಲ್ಲ ? This one was available in train;