A beer is better than a woman because?

I came across these 10 beer fait accompli in a bar which serves only beer. [having a hard time recalling this place; yea: Pelican, Jayalakshmipuram, Mysore] Instead of mine I am putting up my friend’s drinking picture so the employer might fire him for drinking. Also I am posting a picture of maddur wadaa, (a delicacy in Karnataka, maddur is a town b/w Baingaluru and Mysore)

Disclaimer; sexism sells especially beer time sex humors. [sexism is also central to gender politics, or shall we call; genitalia states(hu)manship ]

1. You can pick up a beer in any bar in town

2. You can have more than one beer any night and not feel guilty about it

3. A beer won’t get upset if you come with beer in breath

4. A beer will never complaint about your beer belly

5. A beer won’t get jealous if you bring other beer home

6. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer

7. A beer won’t wreck things if you come home late after 2 am.

8. A beer won’t ever expect you to buy flowers

9. You don’t have to wear your socks off with beer

10. Hangovers are only temporary.

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ಮದ್ದುರ್ ವಡಾ ಒಂದು , ಕೊಡು .. ಬಿಸಿ ಇಲ್ಲ ? This one was available in train;

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Vadaa from Maddur city, available in trains in-between places, especially I had in Mysore-Bengaluru !! And hot chai.

I am an experimental particle physicist, traveler, teacher, researcher, scientist and communicator of ideas. I am a quarkist and a bit quirky ! Hypothesis non fingo, eppur si muove, dubito cogito ergo sum are things that turn me on ! Researcher in experimental high energy physics (aka elementary particle physics; like “quarks, leptons & mesons and baryons”) … Teacher of Physics (and occasionally chemistry and maths) Blogger (check my website; mdashf.org) ! Love to read read and read but only stuff that interest me. Love to puff away my time in frivolities, just dreaming and may be thinking. Right now desperately trying to streamline myself.

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