How to Stay Calm in a Job Interview ? Reply

How to Stay Calm in a Job Interview ?

[We are not on this planet to get a job, just get a life somewhere !]

Take a lemon with you.

(slightly cut)

When the jerk asks you a question like “so why should we hire you?”

Throw the lemon at him? No. Press a little and taste the juice.

“It sure tastes sour”. Yea, you got the point. Imagine the lemon being more sour than the interviewer’s question.

So I am asking you to recall all the sour situations in our life, right there? When you’r in that action of throwing your best bait forward? YES.

Imagine how your girlfriend slapped you in-front of others or how your boyfriend stood you out on Valentine’s day. They were merely prepping you for your life’s bigger task. The Interview Melodrama. The TIM work that would lead to the TEAM work; Treating Efficiency As-if Management.

(No management is not about efficiency, its about letting others know that they lack it, constantly pouting them on the back’ to serve more and be more efficient, while you do not know a thing about efficiency, yourself, because you are the management, the boss of the boss, YEY)

Okay so that’s it, constantly prep yourself to look bad in your own eyes, before the Gods even consider you worthy of devotion or worship thy holy-feet.

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