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  • The limits of Theory of Everything !

    Difference between everything and anything. You would think, when you add over, all the ‘anything’s, you get everything. Or in other words; Everything = integration (anything*dthing). That’s not true. So most people confuse a Theory of Everything with a Theory of Anything. So that will never happen, the latter. The theory of Everything in the…

  • officer-nama [joke in Hindi]

    हम अफिसर हे. इ का बर्ताब करते हो हम से? सम्मान से पेश आओ. हम ने और कोई तरीका ढूंड नाहीं पाया सम्मान का. ठीक हे हमारा ज्ञान उतना नाहीं हे हम ढोंग करते हें ज्ञान का. लेकिन तुम ने हमें भोट नाहीं दिया तो तुम ने हमें चोट देने को प्रयास क्यों किया? असम्मान…

  • Jokes in “gaon ki hindi”

    में एकबार एक सरकारी दफ्तर में गया. नाहीं तो का, दरकार नाहीं तो सरकार नाहीं. [translit इ भी बोलता हे: डरकर नाहीं तो सरकार नाहीं, यानि सरकार से डर] “का हे? का काम हे? ” मैंने बोला [माई यशोदा ने नाहीं] एक कॉलेज बनाऊंगा. “Hillview कॉलेज ऑफ़ एनी थिंग, उहाँ anything पढ़ाउंगा, theory of anything”.…

  • Time dilation: Energy slows down clocks … (Newtonian time dilation)

    All energy slows down clocks …, not just gravitational energy and there is nothing Einsteinian about it. Gravity just slows down in a particular way than any other forms of energy and Einstein gave its exact form. I will derive time dilation of gravity from Non-Einsteinian case.

  • Marriage vows joke

    Someone from the audience says “until someone applies the variable separable methods on you, do you remain husband and wife”.