Category: humor with twist

  • who gives what?

    Subash Bose: give me blood, I will give you independence Me: give me the radius, I will give you the circle

  • its my ball .. I wanna play with it

    I said “whats that” he says “its a ball … we play with it”. I am like “why?” and he is like “cos its mine”.

  • Higgs Bachan .. Satya Bachan

    Higgs: yea .. and anytime you need some particle-mass don’t feel heldback. Call me on my tollfree number. 1800-Higgs-the-mass-giver. I will see if we have enough mass in our banks. I will be more than happy to help you guys out.

  • The new age woman

    tea for me? “.. In a minute there .. Give me a minute. She makes nice tea. But she is a new age woman. She likes to wonder.

  • How did a primitive man speak?

    primitive man goes “nah just teasing you cos you think everything was so well developed even 5000 years ago, I usually spea k like this grrr kkllrrr iimmn gggdddd s s dsjkjdejekedknkejdjedkduh which some smart people understood to be the first alphabet, they have developed everything from them to what you have now. See there…