# He is so simple he does not fall in love ! Reply

I came across the following wisdom from one of the revered religious Gurus of India, Swamy Paramahansa Yogananda and twisted it a little to fit my humor.

Be as simple as you can be; you will be astonished to see how uncomplicated and happy your life can become — Paramahansa Yogananda.

— This drawing is so simple it does not fall in love. More…

# Do you know Beethoven? Reply

Based on real incident, perhaps in 2006, published on this website, Feb, 2011.

Proselytize
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I hate proselytizers. I miss my bus because of them and I can’t sleep because they knock on my doors .

This really happened.

P: Hi bro

M: hey

P: You heard Beethoven?

M: No
(I am thinking one part of that no is, yes)

P: He played Piano long long ago
(No wonder, I didn’t hear him) More…

# You are screwed. Reply

Mrs GANDHI is asked; When did India get Independence ? She replied “1947” and passed.

Advani is asked; How many people died during the independence struggle?

He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.

Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It’s Laloo’s turn now.

Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200, 000 who died in the struggle.

Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL. More…

# The ideal gas joke. Reply

The ideal gas is Pv = nRT , so apply some maths; PV = nTR.

That says volume and pressure is amount in moles times Temperature and Constant of Gas (UGC) right?

It also says, PV (Narasimha Rao) = NTR (NT Rama Rao)

It does not matter, who did the ideal gas, PV or NTR, its all the same.

# And thats a blog ? Reply

And thats a blog?

No its actually a tweet, I thought I share it on my blog.

Still 140; One speaking impaired goes2 a woman, gets beaten up? Why, the woman is married, the impaired says I am your fan, woman hears “I am your man”

# Who is more popular than Barack Obama? Reply

Who is more popular than Barack Obama? The Electron.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012 at 8:31 am UTC + 05:30

(missing picture, but does it really need one?)

Guess who is more popular than Barack Obama? The Electron.

I was checking 30 day Kred report of Obama (1000/9) and its clear to me the electron gets much more mentions etc than the president .. Electron gets millions of hits in a month, even just at Belle?.

Who does Obama gets mentions from? Reuter, Mashable and Electron; it gets from the likes of pi-mesons, photons, the charmed-mesons and who not.

Obama outreaches TheRubenJay and GovernmentBot .. The electron? outreaches the drift-chamber, the hadron-calorimeter, the Silicon Vertex Detector and the fiber-optics. (and PRL)

The drift chamber is like electron’s white-house. Its a president there.