Tag: humor

  • My employment history.

    My employment history.

    Interviewer: So where did you work last? Me: Sir previously I have been working at FB for many years. Interviewer: wow tell us more.  Me: 1. I worked in the capacity of “s

  • He is so simple he does not fall in love !

    He is so simple he does not fall in love !

    I came across the following wisdom from one of the revered religious Gurus of India, Swamy Paramahansa Yogananda and twisted it a little to fit my humor. Be as simple as you can be; you will be astonished to see how uncomplicated and happy your life can become — Paramahansa Yogananda. — This drawing is…

  • Do you know Beethoven?

    Do you know Beethoven?

    Based on real incident, perhaps in 2006, published on this website, Feb, 2011. Proselytize ————— I hate proselytizers. I miss my bus because of them and I can’t sleep because they knock on my doors . This really happened. P: Hi bro M: hey P: You heard Beethoven? M: No (I am thinking one part…

  • You are screwed.

    Mrs GANDHI is asked; When did India get Independence ? She replied “1947” and passed. Advani is asked; How many people died during the independence struggle? He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes. It’s Laloo’s turn now. Yama…

  • The ideal gas joke.

    The ideal gas is Pv = nRT , so apply some maths; PV = nTR. That says volume and pressure is amount in moles times Temperature and Constant of Gas (UGC) right? It also says, PV (Narasimha Rao) = NTR (NT Rama Rao) It does not matter, who did the ideal gas, PV or NTR,…