My employment history.

Interviewer: So where did you work last?
Me: Sir previously I have been working at FB for many years.
Interviewer: wow tell us more.
Me:

1. I worked in the capacity of “status update manager” for my personal FB account.
2. I interacted with an international client base with occasional rave reviews.
3. I could bring people under one umbrella when signing up for “safe during disasters” messages, while there was no perceived dangers in the first place.
4. I was responsible for providing first hand information to our client base (read unnecessary tagging).
5. I was also heralded as a pioneer in terms of motivational speeches made to the needy. (read unnecessary bragging about how I unfriend people who would not even have read my post)

Interviewer: Expect to hear from us within a week. (That our vacancy has been abolished)

I am an experimental particle physicist, traveler, teacher, researcher, scientist and communicator of ideas. I am a quarkist and a bit quirky ! Hypothesis non fingo, eppur si muove, dubito cogito ergo sum are things that turn me on ! Researcher in experimental high energy physics (aka elementary particle physics; like “quarks, leptons & mesons and baryons”) … Teacher of Physics (and occasionally chemistry and maths) Blogger (check my website; mdashf.org) ! Love to read read and read but only stuff that interest me. Love to puff away my time in frivolities, just dreaming and may be thinking. Right now desperately trying to streamline myself.

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