Why the neutrino and photon broke up?
And why neutrino runs faster than photons?
This post is just humor, don’t read too much into physics, some physics is OK I guess !!
Photon and neutrino are both self-antiparticles. But in some cases neutrino is not it’s own antiparticle — in that case they come in two types.
So a photon met a neutrino and they each thought the other is the boyfriend. This was valid until they each found out that they are not straight couples they are gay. Even they are actually gay shemale at times. When they discovered this they wanted to run off from each other.
Turns out that the OPERA was catching this show on their 732 km long detector. So CERN LHC is not really the biggest lab in the lab, huh. The OPERA caught the neutrino running a little faster.
The photon and neutrino are now separated but they seem to have a chat to their friends and dear ones what was the cause. It turns out that “little thing” was responsible why the neutrino arrived a little faster. They are now happy to be living separated but their broken heart is still singing. And here is a picture how the neutrino and photons look like. Their heartbreaking song follows.
What photon is singing?
“amen, someone give me an amen, someone give me a donut,
I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that
She finally got rid of that photon
She finally came out of that love coma boy
I’ve heard Mary Jane at the powder-puff beauty shop
Sayin’ that blond in her tube top
… She left our photon for a boy in Illinois
Someone give me an amen,
Someone give me an donut. [Chorus:]
Can I get a Thank God Hallelujah
photon finally saw what she was doing to her
her mama called it she was right
Glad to see photon saw the light.
Whole town yeah we hooped and hollered
She drove away nobody stopped her
Na na na na na na, I’ll say it again
Someone give me an amen.
Yeah right, like I really coulda said something
You wouldn’t heard it if the train was coming
Had your head so high in the clouds
Oh why, I had a really good reason
For hiding my feelings but now I can finally spit it out
Someone give me an amen.
Someone give me an donut.
[Chorus:]
Can I get a Thank God Hallelujah
photon finally saw what she was doing to her
her mama called it she was right
Glad to see photon saw the light.
Whole town yeah we hooped and hollered
She drove away nobody stopped her
Na na na na na na, I’ll say it again
Someone give me an amen.
I’m standing right here in front of photon
I think I love photon too
Can I get a Thank God Hallelujah
Baby do you believe it, do you?
Your mama called it she was right
Glad to see you saw the light.
Whole town yeah we hooped and hollered
The preacher’s son and the farmer’s daughter.
Na na na na na, I’ll say it again
Someone give me an amen.
Someone give me an amen.
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
And what the neutrino is singing?
Got a baby girl sleeping in my bedroom
And her mama laughing in my arms
There’s the sound of rain on the rooftop
And the game’s about to start
I don’t really know how I got here
But I’m sure glad that I did
And it’s crazy to think that one little thing
Could’ve changed all of it
Maybe it didn’t turn out like I planned
Maybe that’s why I’m such, such a lucky particle
For every stoplight I didn’t make
Every chance I did or I didn’t take
All the nights I went too far
All the photons that broke my heart
All the doors that I had to close
All the things I knew but I didn’t know
Thank God for all I missed
‘Cause it led me here to this
Like the photon that I loved in high school
Who said she could do better
Or that college I wanted to go to
‘Til I got that letter
All the fights and the tears and the heartache
I thought I’d never get through
And the moment I almost gave up
All lead me here to you
I didn’t understand it way back when
But sitting here right now, it all makes perfect sense
For every stoplight I didn’t make
Every chance I did or I didn’t take
All the nights I went too far
All the photons that broke my heart
All the doors that I had to close
All the things I knew but I didn’t know
Thank God for all I missed
‘Cause it led me here to this
How I cried when my mama passed away
But now I’ve got an angel looking out for me today
So nothing’s a mistake
For every stoplight I didn’t make
Every chance I did or I didn’t take
All the nights I went too far
All the photons that broke my heart
All the doors that I had to close
Everything I knew but I didn’t know
Thank God for all I missed
‘Cause it led me here to this
It led me here to this
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