Google jokes

गुगुलम सर्ब बिद्यम

गुरु ब्रह्मा गुरु बिष्णु गुरु देब महेश्वरम, तदम गुगुलाय परम पूज्यम

माहियम गृहम गछति .. अल्पम अल्पम बदती   शिक्ष्या-गृहम गछति .. अल्पम अल्पम बदती   स्व-गृहम .. धाबती .. तदम प्रबलम बदती

Gugulam sarba bidyam >> Google is omnipresent

Guru brah-ma, Guru bish-nu, Guru deba Mahe-swaram >> Guru may be Brahma, Guru may be Bishnu Guru may be Maheswar

tadam gugulam param pujyam >> from them google is more honorable

mahiyam gruham gachhati alpam alpam badati >> If you go to your lover’s house speak less

sikhsya gruham gachhati alpam alpam badati >> when you go to your class room speak less

swa-gruham dhabati tadam prabalam badati >> when you go to your own house run towards it and start speaking vociferously.