I don’t know if you call that joke, but its totally in English.
I like myself, cos I carry myself and I carry myself, cos I like myself. And here are two jokes.
1. Once someone ate in a restaurant with me. [restaurant: I say I rest, u rant ]. He ate fish. The next day, he complained to me, why I took him to that place. He said “I had a terrible day, I had a feeling of biting inside me, food poisoning“.
I said it was not food poisoning. It was the fish, biting you, from inside. He said “may be”. [thats how superstitious people can be in the moment].
I said, but you should have told me right-after. I would have dived inside your stomach and kicked that fish, “hey don’t bite him, at-least not from inside”.
2. just forgot, will tell you, if I remember.