I came across the following wisdom from one of the revered religious Gurus of India, Swamy Paramahansa Yogananda and twisted it a little to fit my humor.
Be as simple as you can be; you will be astonished to see how uncomplicated and happy your life can become — Paramahansa Yogananda.
— This drawing is so simple it does not fall in love.
Based on real incident, perhaps in 2006, published on this website, Feb, 2011.
Proselytize
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I hate proselytizers. I miss my bus because of them and I can’t sleep because they knock on my doors .
This really happened.
P: Hi bro
M: hey
P: You heard Beethoven?
M: No
(I am thinking one part of that no is, yes)
P: He played Piano long long ago
(No wonder, I didn’t hear him)
You don’t have to always criticize religion harshly. Sometimes they don’t even deserve your attention. Considering then you have a lot of time what shall ye’ do with this time?
1) Go to wall mart and hang around the vegetable section, this is the section where nobody will suspect you are not there to buy anything. Vegetable is something everybody needs howsoever smurky one looks.
2) Buy a pumpkin and carve something and upload on fb.
3) talk a few idiosyncrasies of your wife that matches with what you read in an internet celebrity corner.
4) Talk about the dark side of your besty on fb, making sure that thats not true.
If some of you are on twitter I have made it really easy for you to fave or RT some of my tweets by putting them under “faves” Go check’em you’ certainly love’em and laugh I bet .. RT @mdashf
— 5 RTs a day is fine just in case you want to get some standup comedy kindaa joke.
here is a sample:
1. I am listening to this country music “my grandma was in world war II” what was she doing? Serving Hitler Coffee?
2. and for Nehruvian pundits of Hindi
दी मोर बूढी दी औरत दी मोर उसकी बकबास
The older the lady the more she does chitter chatters
A rat by the name Mr Bean was killed by a natural disaster of gum-sticking. Mr Bean was passing by a refrigerator basement when along with a lizzard he was stuck in the gum. It is not clear yet if the lizzard was a prey or was killed seprately. We are waiting to hear from our gum-disater-event-correspondent. Mr Bean is still alive and moving chaoticly but it is expected that no medical help rescue team will be able to come to help.
