Tag: humor

  • Dr Batra’s clinic.

    Ask at any McDonald “do you have fish burgers”. No, we just planning to have soon, so sorry. “Oh no don’t be, mind telling where the Dr Batra’s clinic is?” You see, men like to go to clinic like this for two reasons usually. Something is not growing and something is falling off. That takes…

  • Why people wear pointed shoes?

    ah ok !! I recalled after forgetting for weeks this humor I thought for you. My mind is a rolling stone. No thats not humor, thats self pity in some people’s sense. Humor: Why people wear pointed shoes? They have a constant habit of looking at their shoes and spitting down. They fear spit will go…

  • my “sarcasm because killing people is illegal”.

    This is my “sarcasm because killing people is illegal. “ HR after divorce to his wife; “This is my greatest tribute to love. Sussanne is and always will be the love of my life for the rest of my life. If her smiles are brighter without me my love for her must accomplish that. Unconditional.”…

  • When gravity does not work.

    Seems like gravity was turned off.

  • You just called me?

    You just called me? NO? I just heard doggy. No one invites my fury that fast.