1. when you sleep, in India, if you do not close your door do they steal you?
Ans: No they lock you from outside
2. when you sleep, in India, if you do not close your door do the snakes come in?
Ans: No the snakes are really not very civilized, they come through windows
3. Why do the snakes come through windows, in India, when you are sleeping?
Ans: they come to you through windows like you go to the world through windows, on internet
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