3 India jokes

1. when you sleep, in India, if you do not close your door do they steal you?

Ans: No they lock you from outside

2. when you sleep, in India, if you do not close your door do the snakes come in?

Ans: No the snakes are really not very civilized, they come through windows

3. Why do the snakes come through windows, in India, when you are sleeping?

Ans: they come to you through windows like you go to the world through windows, on internet