# Why is a blackhole a sucker? Whats beer?

Why is a blackhole a sucker? [According to Theory of Gravity everyone is a sucker] Because it caught a nuclear fire and lost much of its energy. From the fire now it looks blacks. But because it does not have much energy such a reduction essentially means there is hardly any space there to create hotels or any energy to run the clocks. [and all the other impending activities such as sprinting sports] So when Mr photon arrrives there he gets dragged towards the sucker like you get dragged when there is no friction on your floor. When it can’t stand how can it run? Well think about it, may be when you are taking shower. Therefore light does not escape blackholes. Light needs the least amount of energy to do anything because it got no mass, more massive objects more energy and Blackhole can’t supply such energy to them. Nothing therefore escapes a black-hole. Only a little chance for very light particles such as Mr photon to escaope which is a loophole.

The archimedes principle of time-dilation: If you go against energy your clocks will slowdown and if your clocks take energy pills they will run faster.

What does a meteor’s mama tell her before she ensues on that voyage towards earth “Don’t go towards him, he is a sucker like your father, he will take all your money and energy”. Meteor: But mummy I will enjoy it, I get so much kinetic energy when I lose my potential to do stuff.

And this conversation is being noted on earth as a blueshift [check last post] a blue shift is towards misery. Because when energy is reduced it means relative to the original energy it is reduced and therefore frequency is reduced which is a -ve sign for relative frequency [df/f] and +ve sign for relative time [therefore time increament or time contraction]The easiest way to remember time dilation: redshift Vs blue shift. Red is when you are happy, you are gaining energy/money/peace [getting less and less trapped eg by gravity, banks, taxing governments and you are moving away from such miseries]. Blue is for misery, you are losing energy/money/peace [getting more and more trapped by something as in approaching a gravitational object or any -ve energy object such as Bank, Taxing Governments]

Natures rules are so opposite to that of our traffic signal. In trafic signal red is misery and blue is happiness.

and the Jokes

What is Science?
Sciencce is one of the few ways available to young people to get admission into college.

What is beer?
Beer is what you want to drink when a beautiful girl is sitting not very far from you and yet you cannot tell her you would like to spend some time with her in privacy and everyone else sitting with you are also thinking so, so they are also drinking it.

What is water?   its a very simple way to say the chemical formula H2O? without having to explain it? If they want you to explain water you go “Sir are you really ready for it?” Cos if you would like I would give you an exposition on valence electrons? and then from there go on to like the whole periodic table? and give you a brief overview of table and some sort furnitures itself? And if you find …it still complicated I would tell you about why water was just there so we could drink something? but actually the dinos died cos they drank methanol. so the periodic table might have been a little useful towards the dinos? They could still complan that they could not remember so many things? And eventually they forgot and died. So lets just call it water.