I came across the following wisdom from one of the revered religious Gurus of India, Swamy Paramahansa Yogananda and twisted it a little to fit my humor.
Be as simple as you can be; you will be astonished to see how uncomplicated and happy your life can become — Paramahansa Yogananda.
— This drawing is so simple it does not fall in love. More…
Based on real incident, perhaps in 2006, published on this website, Feb, 2011.
Proselytize
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I hate proselytizers. I miss my bus because of them and I can’t sleep because they knock on my doors .
This really happened.
P: Hi bro
M: hey
P: You heard Beethoven?
M: No
(I am thinking one part of that no is, yes)
P: He played Piano long long ago
(No wonder, I didn’t hear him) More…
ah ok !! I recalled after forgetting for weeks this humor I thought for you. My mind is a rolling stone. No thats not humor, thats self pity in some people’s sense.
Humor: Why people wear pointed shoes? They have a constant habit of looking at their shoes and spitting down. They fear spit will go on their shoes if they are wearing wide shoes. So they wear pointed shoes, just an idiosyncrasy.
This is my “sarcasm because killing people is illegal. “
HR after divorce to his wife; “This is my greatest tribute to love. Sussanne is and always will be the love of my life for the rest of my life. If her smiles are brighter without me my love for her must accomplish that. Unconditional.”
Actually “if her smiles are brighter without you HR” you are dead battery. Thats just Physics.
If someone’s smile are brighter without you, you are dead battery and thats just Physics.
You don’t have to always criticize religion harshly. Sometimes they don’t even deserve your attention. Considering then you have a lot of time what shall ye’ do with this time?
1) Go to wall mart and hang around the vegetable section, this is the section where nobody will suspect you are not there to buy anything. Vegetable is something everybody needs howsoever smurky one looks.
2) Buy a pumpkin and carve something and upload on fb.
3) talk a few idiosyncrasies of your wife that matches with what you read in an internet celebrity corner.
4) Talk about the dark side of your besty on fb, making sure that thats not true. More…
If some of you are on twitter I have made it really easy for you to fave or RT some of my tweets by putting them under “faves” Go check’em you’ certainly love’em and laugh I bet .. RT @mdashf
— 5 RTs a day is fine just in case you want to get some standup comedy kindaa joke.
here is a sample:
1. I am listening to this country music “my grandma was in world war II” what was she doing? Serving Hitler Coffee?
2. and for Nehruvian pundits of Hindi
दी मोर बूढी दी औरत दी मोर उसकी बकबास
The older the lady the more she does chitter chatters More…
